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FIBA 09032008 Ruling

Mount Kilimanjaru, Andes Mountain Range - FIBA, with assistance from NBI, PNP, AFP, FBI, CIA, NASA, HUKBALAHAP, S.H.I.E.L.D., Justice League Philippines, Teletubbies, announced that effective Friday, September 5, 2008, basketball should be played using a "cubed ball". Said announcement is covered under FIBA Act 143445254_series of unfortunate events 2008, or otherwise known as "Basketcube Act"


On an undisclosed reason, FIBA released on its official website that the act "...has been carefully researched and greatly enhances the skill sets required to play basketball" and that "...this will bring the basketball game itself in a new age."

Quoting James Naismith on an interview yesterday, "...the 'ball' should from henceforth be called the 'cube', since ball is a sphere not representing the new dimensions of a cube."

He further said on his statement that the move to add six-sides on the current basketball should surely eliminate the games where a team completely dominates the other, or what has been referred to as "a one-sided game".


-AFP Reuters.