sa 'yo, the horizontally intestined*

may nagsasabing "oh look, he's an ogre!"
at 'kaw daw ay isang fat, ugly monster,
kutis mo'y black dahil you treasure your libag,
hiningang you'd rather smell your own kabag...

pero I think that an ogre, you are not,
lovable si shrek and (eherm) you're not!
matangkad si shrek and well, nasa'n ka nga?
may nagmamahal kay shrek and ...sino ka nga?

wala namang problem if your face is disgusting,
pero ugali mo pala'y bonggang abhorring;
d'you grew up bullied kaya now bawi ka?
how's your childhood naman, namolestiya ka ba?

I've no idea kung anong atraso namin sayo,
they said dahil ba insecured ka't di guwapo?
if you want suntukan, aba namiss ko 'yan!
since you wanna be noticed, hamunin mo ko sa daan!

and don't ever takot me with authority
i am mabait, yes, at marami na ang nagsabi;
pero what you've done is talagang just too much,
di mo inisip na we're way above your match.

now if you're reading this and ika'y nasaktan,
paumanhin, I never asked for your pagdaan.




*horizontally intestined - english translation of an old tagalog slang. coined word na hiniram hihiramin ko kay Mariano.